None of the above. The size of a guy’s penis does not correlate with his overall body size, or the size of any other part of his body.

3-5. In a full night’s sleep, on average, a healthy man has 3-5 erections, each lasting around 30 minutes. Erections often occur while dreaming. Contrarily to popular belief, you do not need to be having an erotic dream to get a nocturnal erection. Erections can occur during any dream.  This phenomenon is the reason why men often wake up with a boner, which is commonly referred to as “morning wood.”

False. All men, even those with big cocks, are likely to experience some anxiety when sizing themselves up. A 2013 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that all men, whether the length of their penis was below average, average, or above average, experienced feelings of self-consciousness and inadequacy in terms of the size of their penis. Penis anxiety may also be reported more often by gay, bisexual, and older men.

True. While there are no bones in your penis, you can still break it. When aroused, the spongy tissue in the shaft of your penis fills with blood causing your penis to expand and become hard. If the penis is hit violently or bent while erect, the engorged tissues can burst leading to internal bleeding and significant pain and swelling.

False. While having a guy cum on your face or chest may feel good, and while some components of cum like spermine have some anti-oxidant properties, there is no clear benefit of applying cum to your skin. That is not to say having cum on your skin is not a good thing. But you may want to stick to regular moisturizing lotions for any real therapeutic benefit.

True. If you are carrying some extra pounds, your penis may appear smaller than it actually is. Fat at the base of your penis can extend outwards and cover the lower portion of your shaft making your penis look smaller. A larger belly can also cover the base of the penis, concealing part of its length. Losing stomach fat can help your penis appear larger.

All of the above. It may surprise you, but people have found all kinds of fun uses for cum. Captain Sir Mansfield Cumming was in charge of British spies who used cum as invisible ink in World War I. This practice was eventually stopped because of the pungent odor the letter carried when the load wasn’t fresh. (Ironic though that it was Captain Cumming who kept the cum cumming.) Artists have also been inspired by cum including Antony Gormley, Martin von Ostrowski and Jordon McKenzie, all of whom have applied their cum to canvas. Finally, Paul (Fotie) Photenhauer is the author of “Natural Harvest”, a cookbook featuring recipes with cum as the secret ingredient.

Blue whale. The blue whale, the largest animal on earth, has the largest penis at 2.5 to 3 meters or 8-10 feet in length and 12 inches in diameter! That might be a bit much for even the most demanding bottom.

The number of sperm in your cum. According to a study published in Human Reproduction in 2002, prolonging the interval between ejaculations increases the sperm count in cum but does not increase the volume of the load.

True. There is some truth to the old adage about pineapples. Your cum is a complex mixture of water, sperm, fructose, citric acid, and other fluids from the prostate and seminal vesicles. Components such as spermine and spermidine buffer semen and contribute to the smell and taste. What you eat can change the composition of your cum and how it tastes. Things like alcohol, broccoli and dairy products will make your cum taste bitter. Foods that contain natural sugars like fruit and particularly pineapple as well as cinnamon and peppermint will make your cum taste better. Something to think about when planning that special dinner date.

10-15 seconds. The average male orgasm lasts 10-15 seconds. An orgasm can be divided into two phases, emission and ejaculation. During the emission phase, the sperm and fluids that make up cum are expelled from the vas deferens, seminal vesicles and prostate into the part of the urethra that passes through the prostate. As this part of the urethra fills, you hit the “point of no return” and orgasm feels inevitable. Next, during ejaculation, muscles in the pelvis contract rhythmically to propel cum out through the penis. These contractions are accompanied by an intense sense of pleasure.

True. Two large studies have shown that ejaculating more frequently can help reduce your risk of prostate cancer. In an American study, men who masturbated 21 or more times a month had a 33% lower risk of developing prostate cancer compared to men who came 4 to 7 times a month. And in an Australian study, men who shot a load 4 to 7 times a week were 36% less likely to develop prostate cancer compared to guys who came less than 3 times a week.